Wednesday, December 14, 2011

To Spice Up the Holidays

If your like me, then the holidays can be rather depressing.  Bad economy, stories of presents being stolen, family stress, etc.  In the end, it can be very hard to find time relax, and enjoy yourself.  So, in hopes of cheering myself up, as well as hopefully passing the joy on to you, I offer you the following links and lists to help spice and sex up your holidays.

To start off, with the inundation of holiday movies on TV, I give you the following.  Top 10 Christmas Porn Movies by GameLink and 10 Holiday Horror Flicks by Bloody Good Horror.

Anyone else irritated that the stores have been playing holiday music since Thanksgiving?  Man, its gotten to the point where I don't even want to go to my kids holiday show for fear of hearing the same damn songs.  Well, do what I do, learn some naughty parodies.  That way you will be laughing the whole time your shopping as the adult words filter though your brain.

I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa

Grandpa Got Run Over By a Beer Truck

Jingle Bell Cock

And what holiday would not be complete with out new clothes?  Now I am not talking about the underwear that you grandma gave you, oh no, I am talking about the stuff that makes you want to do more then kiss under the mistletoe.  So here are a few of the sites that I shop from when it comes to sexy holiday clothes.  Lingerie Diva and  3 Wishes.  There is of course Fredrick's and Vickie's Secret if you want.  I also keep my dollars local, so head on down to your local adult store and you ill see that most of them right now will have plenty of holiday clothing just waiting for you.

I hope this cheers you up as it did me.

Keep it kinky!

-Haven

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